kozlovs:

red wings first tweets

Look at them cute hand-drawn Twitter pictures…

After the loss in the Olympic quarter-finals in Sochi, Finnish goalie Noora Räty went public with an open letter announcing that she would quit hockey unless she got to play men’s hockey. Now she has signed a contract with the men’s team Kiekko-Vantaa in Finnish second league Mestis.

I don’t like anyone

Why does no one care to listen? Why does sexual assault ring so hollow? Why can’t I sleep?

cafiffle:

stevieroxelle:

cafiffle:

I finally did it

I made a tea blend called Calm Your Tits so I could buy some and try it

GODDAMN IT CAMI I’m allergic to it. I’m not Rosa, what are you trying to do to me!?!?!

stevie noooooo

which part are you allergic to

The apricot and peaches part. :(

cafiffle:

I finally did it

I made a tea blend called Calm Your Tits so I could buy some and try it

GODDAMN IT CAMI I’m allergic to it. I’m not Rosa, what are you trying to do to me!?!?!

excessunrated:

fucktonofanatomyreferences:

Muscular women references!!!!!!!!!! Oo-la-la!!!!

[From various sources]

Oh man, this is great. Muscular women are really hard to get accurate references for.

OH MY GOD

roachpatrol:

leonardodicrapio:

Leonardo DiCaprio gets attacked by a penguin during a trip to the Arctic in 2006

did someone smuggle a penguin all the way to the opposite pole specifically to attack leonardo dicaprio because i would watch the hell out of that movie

Thank you for making that comment, Roach, so I didn’t have to.

I actually had some time to like… draw? So I made a witchsona. I’ve been feeling pretty spooky and antisocial lately, so I feel like I’d make a good woodswitch, the kind that teenagers dare to visit for spells that always have a bit of twist to them. I’d also have a lot of bones around my person and a number of bird familiars.

I actually had some time to like… draw? So I made a witchsona. I’ve been feeling pretty spooky and antisocial lately, so I feel like I’d make a good woodswitch, the kind that teenagers dare to visit for spells that always have a bit of twist to them. I’d also have a lot of bones around my person and a number of bird familiars.

I’m actually drawing a thing? It’s weird.
(Yes I know her head is too big for this style.)

I’m actually drawing a thing? It’s weird.

(Yes I know her head is too big for this style.)

snakewife:

northpoleziam:

WHY DO PEOPLE WITH STRAIGHT THIN HAIR ALWAYS SAY THEY WANT THICKER/NATURALLY CURLY/WAVY HAIR NO U FUCKIN DONT TRUST ME YOU WILL NOT WANT THIS FRIZZY ASS LION MANE WHEN ITS 80 DEGREES OR WHEN YOU HAVE TO BRUSH OUT A KNOT THE SIZE OF YOUR CAT OK

Or when you lose earrings, pens, and small items in it.

My hair has eaten an entire package of bobby pins, snapped the necks of 3 hair clips, and tried to smother a lover once.